The Middle Years Ministry

THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Next Generation Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors. Our goal is to MEET YOU in the MIDDLE in the Middle Years
, the Pivotal 5th-9th Grade Years. The middle ground between children’s ministry and high school ministry. The age where 85% of people make their final life-long faith decisions.

Monday, December 17, 2018

Top 10: Proofs That Santa Was a Middle Years Pastor!

10. He Worked with A Bunch of Little Short People! 

9. His Tummy Jiggles Like a "Bowl Full of...Pizza!” 

8. Sports an Amazing Hipster Beard! 

7. Loves Giving RandomToys and Prizes Away! 

6. On a Regular Basis People Leave Him Cookies to Thank Him for His Job! 

5. Knows When You Have Been Naughty or Nice...Yeah, I See You in the Back Row!

4. Always Carrying Around a Big Satchel Full of Stuff! 

3. Christmas is His Busiest Time of the Year! 

2. You May Find Him at Macy’s Working His Other Job? 

1. A Grown Man with an Office Full of Toys...Hello! 

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