The Middle Years Ministry

THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Next Generation Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors. Our goal is to MEET YOU in the MIDDLE in the Middle Years
, the Pivotal 5th-9th Grade Years. The middle ground between children’s ministry and high school ministry. The age where 85% of people make their final life-long faith decisions.

Monday, August 13, 2018

Top 10: Ways to Die as a Youth Worker?

10. Poisoned Playing “The Blender Game”.

9. Suffocate on a “Chubby Bunny”.

8. Falling to Death During a “Faith Fall”.

7. Drown in Tub of Kool-aid While Bobbing for Spam.

6. Electrocuted Jumpstarting the Bus.

5. Tripping Off the Stage and Braking Neck During a Big Point at the End of a Lesson.

4. Caffeine-Induced Heart Attack During a Lock-In.

3. A Slip N Slide Head-on with a Tree.

2. Winter Water Balloon Fight Idea Mishap.

1. Die Laughing While Watching a Leader’s Fortnite Dance Off!  

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