The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
the
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The “Middle Years” are not children’s ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School/Jr. High. It is a unique and specialized ministry, where the final lifelong faith decision are made.

Monday, May 21, 2018

Top 10: Rockstar Ways to End Your Lesson?


I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I AM ALWAYS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO “LAND THE PLANE” AT THE END OF MY LESSON?

DO I GO EMOTIONAL, QUIET, OR LOUD? 

DO LEAVE IT OFF WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING TO COME BACK FOR NEXT WEEK?  

IT GOT ME THINKING WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING DRAMATIC... VERY ROCKSTAR ENDING A SHOW KIND OF MOMENT?   HERE ARE TOP 10 WAYS TO END YOUR LESSON... ROCK STAR STYLE? 

10. The Rapper Mic Drop and Walk Off?

9. Kicking Over Your Podium?

8. A Stage Dive?

7. Spitting a Mouth Full of Water Over the Crowd?

6. Throwing Your Sweaty Shirt to an Adoring Student?

5. Call Your Spouse on Stage and Giving Her a Long Kiss?

4. Biting the Head Off of Something?

3. Slowly Being Lowered Down Through a Trap Door In the Stage?

2. Lighting Your Notes On Fire?

1. 
Teach 2 out of 3 Points of Your Lesson, Walk Out of the Room and Wait for Your Adoring Students to Start Applauding and Chanting “One More Point!.  Return to Finish Your Lesson!?  

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