The Middle Years Ministry

THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Next Generation Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors. Our goal is to MEET YOU in the MIDDLE in the Middle Years
, the Pivotal 5th-9th Grade Years. The middle ground between children’s ministry and high school ministry. The age where 85% of people make their final life-long faith decisions.

Monday, February 19, 2018

RanDumb Top Ten: “Awkward Moments as A Youth Pastor?”

10.)...You say something in a lesson and realize it means 2 VERY different things! 

9.) ...You get caught slapping your wife's butt at church! 

8.)... You are in your office alone and fart, then immediately someone comes in! 

7.)... You run into a student in public and completely forget their name! 

6.)... You are at Walmart, getting on to your child, when a church family walks by! 

5.)...You realize your fly was down your whole lesson! 

4.)...You get caught TPing the Senior Pastor's house! 

3.)...You slip and say what you are actually thinking about something (or someone)! 

2.)... Your child learns a new "dirty" word and decides to try it out in Sunday School! 

1.)....A couple of your students pop by the house unannounced during “THAT" Special Date Night!  (* answer the door with your shirt on backwards and inside out, TRUE STORY!)

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