9. I Will Drink Less Coffee, Monster, and Red Bull? (*your energy will come from the spirit this year...the Holy Spirit, just to clarify! )
8. I Will Not Call the Sr. Pastor "Dude", "Dawg", or "Bro"? (try "Rev", "Grand Pastor" or even "Big Guy" this year?)
7. I Will Successfully Grow a Hipster Beard? (If you are female youth worker, give it a shot anyway, it is a new year!!? )
6. I Will Refrain From Burping During My Lessons? (*all bodily functions actually should remain out of lesson times this year?)
5. I Will Finally Buy The New “Taylor Swift" Album (*AND Listen to it Once Completely in One Sitting?)
4. I Will Buy One Black Suit/"Professional Outfit" (* Because Black Skinny Jeans and a Black deep V, V-neck is Not the Best Choice for Funerals and Weddings, yes...even if it is with a snazzy scarf?)
3. I Will Clean and Organize My Desk and Office? (* You will be amazed at what you might find under all those piles...oh look the rest of my paychecks?)
2. I Will Have a Regular Date Night with My Spouse? (*If you are not married, your resolution can be "to find a spouse”?)
1. I Will Read and Study the Bible not Just for Lesson Preparation But For My Own Personal Growth. (*Seriously)
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