The Middle Years Ministry
Sunday, September 18, 2016
Top 10: Why I Still Don't Want to be an "Adult" Pastor?
9. You can't play dodgeball with the Elders or Deacons?
8. I wouldn't be able to use my "Dumb and Dumber" teaching clip collection.
7. When I forget or don't know someone's name I can't just call them "Dude" or "Girl"
6. None of my icebreakers would work well in Sunday Morning Adult Worship.
5. I couldn't clean out my office by calling stuff "prizes" and throwing it out into the crowd.
4. I would have no use for my fart machine.
3. People would expect me to dress and act my age.
2. You can't shoot a "finger rocket" or a rubber band at someone if they are not paying attention while
1. I would miss my amazing students!