The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The “Middle Years” are not children’s ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School/Jr. High. It is a unique and specialized ministry, where the final lifelong faith decision are made.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Top 10: MORE Ways Your Youth Pastor is So Out of Touch...

10. They Just Gave Out Their Pager Number!? 

9.  They Think Maroon 5, is Color of the New Carpet in the Sanctuary?  

8.  The Prizes at Youth Group the Other Night Were CD's!?

7.  They Are Still Using the NIV 1984!!!

6.  They Think Toby Mac, is a New Apple Computer? 

5.  When You Ask Them..."What Are Those?" They Told You? 

4. They Think "Game of Thrones" is a Game You and Your Friends Play in the Bathroom? 

3.  They Still Haven't Done a Zombie/"Walking Dead" Themed Lesson Series Yet!? 

2.  They Think an "X-Box One" is the Place You Keep Love Letter From Your First Girlfriend? 

1.They Think the Whip and Nae Nae is About Horse Racing? 

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