People don't realize it, but youth ministry can be a dangerous job!!
So move over "A Million Ways to Die in the West", "Deadliest Catch", and "Extreme Loggers of the Midwest" Here is the TOP TEN WAYS TO DIE AS A YOUTH PASTOR??
10. Choke to Death Playing "The Blender Game"
9. Suffocate on a "Chubby Bunny"
8. Fall to your Death During a "Faith Fall"
7. Drown in Tub of Kool-aid While Bobbing for Spam
6. Electrocuted Jumpstart the Bus
5. Trip Off the Stage During a Big Point at the End of a Lesson
4. Caffeine Poisoning During a Lock-In
3. A Slip N Slide Head-on with a Tree
2. Winter Water Balloon Fight Idea Mishap
1. HEART ATTACK.... AFTER RECEIVING A THANK YOU NOTE!!?