The Middle Years Ministry

THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Next Generation Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors. Our goal is to MEET YOU in the MIDDLE in the Middle Years
, the Pivotal 5th-9th Grade Years. The middle ground between children’s ministry and high school ministry. The age where 85% of people make their final life-long faith decisions.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Top 10: REAL Things I Hear During School Lunch Visits?

10. Are You a Stalker?

9.  Hey, Your Probation Officer is Here!

8.  Who's Dad Are You?

7. Is That Candy Laced With Drugs?

6.  Your Kind of Old To Be Her Boyfriend!

5. Shhh...Stop ___________ The Youth Pastor Is Coming?

4. Do I Need to Pray for My Lunch, Since You Are Here?

3.  Hey, Are You His Dealer?

2. Why Are You Here? Am I In Trouble? Did My Parents Call You about__________?

1. Oh! Did You Have a Day Off at Your Real Job!?

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