The Middle Years Ministry

Monday, May 13, 2013
Top 10: Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Senior Pastor Say?
10. "Man, Your Wife is Looking Smoking Hot Today"
9. "Can I Borrow Those Skinny Jeans?"
8. "I Just Booked a Gospel Quartet for the JH Boys Lock-In"
7. "I Need You to Explain the 'Blue Flame Thing'?"
6. "Can You Tell This is a Toupee?"
5. "Do You Want to Explain The Speeding Ticket in the Church Bus?"
4. "I am Thinking about a Mud Wrestling Outreach Event?"
3. "Due to the Recent Lawsuit, We Need to Change a Few Things?"
2. "I Have Been Working Out, Check out These Abs?"
1. "That is I Quit, You're In Charge...Good Luck?"
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