The Middle Years Ministry
Monday, December 10, 2012
Top 10: Your Youth Ministry is SO Hip...
10. Your youth pastor doesn't just roast his own coffee beans, he grows them in his office?
9. Your praise band has a name, but people are not allowed to know it
8. You don't have youth group t-shirts, you have youth group scarves!
7. You play dodgeball, but only in an ironic way
6. Your church doesn't have a youth building, you just meet in an abandon warehouse downtown.
5. Your youth pastor doesn't teach any more, he just tweets his thoughts on a passage
4. Your group has a tab at the apple store.
3. The members of your group wears baggy jeans, because skinny jeans are "so last year"
2. Your youth department has its own on-staff tattoo artist.
1. Your group adopted a Compassion child...LITERALLY!!
*Bonus: Even your Sr. Pastor wears Toms!