The Middle Years Ministry

Monday, July 9, 2012
Top 10: Movie-Based JH Lesson FAILS?
10. Saw- Matt 5:30- And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away...
9. The Hangover - Eph. 5:18- Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery...
8. Jennifer's Body- Rom. 12:4 For just as each of us has one body...
7. Borat- Heb. 11:9 By faith he made his home in the promised land like a stranger in a foreign country...
6. Super Bad- I Cor. 15:33- Do not be misled: “Bad company corrupts good character...
5. Horrible Bosses- I Peter 2:13- Submit yourselves for the Lord’s sake to every human authority
4. Hellboy- I Peter 2:9 For if God did not spare angels when they sinned, but sent them to hell...
3. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle- Luke 6:21 Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied
2. Project X- Luke 14:26- Go out to the roads and country lanes and compel them to come in, so that my house will be full.
1. Justin Beiber: Never Say Never....
NO VERSE NEEDED, IT IS JUST A FAIL!!
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hilarious, dude! great stuff.
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