The Middle Years Ministry

THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Next Generation Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors. Our goal is to MEET YOU in the MIDDLE in the Middle Years
, the Pivotal 5th-9th Grade Years. The middle ground between children’s ministry and high school ministry. The age where 85% of people make their final life-long faith decisions.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Top 10: Way To Know You Are To Old To Be a JH Pastor

10. You had to stop drinking Monster, because it is messing with your pacemaker
9. Your typewriter broke and you don't have handouts for this week's lesson
8. You have ever lost your teeth during a big moment in a lesson.
7. You have contemplated a new game called "chubby punes"
6. You think you might have broken your hip playing "Just Dance 2" last night
5. Your cool edgy band stickers are now on your walker
4. You are trying to figure out how to get your toupee into a faux-hawk
3. You had to start wearing depends when ever your group plays "poop deck"
2. You have ever been asked whose grandpa are you

1. When students refer to the text you actually think they are talking about the Bible?!! 

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