9. His Tummy Jiggles Like a "Bowl Full of...Pizza!”
8. Sports an Amazing Hipster Beard!
7. Loves Giving RandomToys and Prizes Away!
6. On a Regular Basis People Leave Him Cookies to Thank Him for His Job!
5. Knows When You Have Been Naughty or Nice...Yeah, I See You in the Back Row!
4. Always Carrying Around a Big Satchel Full of Stuff!
3. Christmas is His Busiest Time of the Year!
2. You May Find Him at Macy’s Working His Other Job?
1. A Grown Man with an Office Full of Toys...Hello!