The Middle Years Ministry
THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Next Generation Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors. Our goal is to MEET YOU in the MIDDLE in the Middle Years, the Pivotal 5th-9th Grade Years. The middle ground between children’s ministry and high school ministry. The age where 85% of people make their final life-long faith decisions.
Top 10: Proofs That Santa Was a Middle Years Pastor!
10. He Worked with A Bunch of Little Short People!
9. His Tummy Jiggles Like a "Bowl Full of...Pizza!”
8. Sports an Amazing Hipster Beard!
7. Loves Giving RandomToys and Prizes Away!
6. On a Regular Basis People Leave Him Cookies to Thank Him for His Job!
5. Knows When You Have Been Naughty or Nice...Yeah, I See You in the Back Row!
4. Always Carrying Around a Big Satchel Full of Stuff!
3. Christmas is His Busiest Time of the Year!
2. You May Find Him at Macy’s Working His Other Job?
1. A Grown Man with an Office Full of Toys...Hello!
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