The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The “Middle Years” are not children’s ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School/Jr. High. It is a unique and specialized ministry, where the final lifelong faith decision are made.

Monday, October 15, 2018

Top 10: Ways You Might Be Losing Respect as a Youth Leader?

10. Your Pants.  Put some on! The cut-off jean shorts or your baggy basketball shorts were just not the right pick for doing grandma Jone’s funeral last week.

9. Your Car. Your students think it the tinted windows and low riding is cool but the your Sr. Pastor gets kind of nervous every time you say, "You got caught riding dirty again"

8. Your Watch. You don't own one, you are always late to everything!

7. Your Spouse. Like your watch you don't have one...get one. Everyone knows married people are more respectable?

6. Your Gauges. They work great for going hands free with your phone, holding your microphone or carrying your Mountain Dew cans, but stop carrying you pack of cigarettes in them!

5. Your Ink.
I am not talk about the write-up in the church newsletter. I am talking about the neck tat of Jesus and your knuckle tats of John 3:16.

4. Your Office. Seriously...1-800-Hire-Maid. There is a 6th grader that got lost in the piles last summer and hasn't been seen since.

3. Your Ringtone. "I Am Sexy and I Know" playing in your pocket, at the annual parent meeting, might have lost you a couple respect points.

2. Your Skinny Jeans. You are in your 30's. When you finally get a spouse, all of "THAT" should stay between the two of you inside marriage.

1. Your Parents. Not the parents in your youth group, your actual parents. You need move out of their basement and stop having your mom drive to youth group!

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