The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
the
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The “Middle Years” are not children’s ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School/Jr. High. It is a unique and specialized ministry, where the final lifelong faith decision are made.

Monday, September 10, 2018

Top 10: REAL Things I Heard At School Lunch Visits!?

I LOVE GOING TO SCHOOL LUNCHES AND VISITING MY STUDENTS! 

I LOVE BEING BACK IN AN AREA WHERE I AS, A YOUTH PASTOR, AM ALLOWED TO TO GO VISIT STUDENTS
SCHOOL LUNCH TIME ARE AN OPPORTUNITY TO GO INTO YOUR STUDENT’S WORLD!


THEY ARE ALSO ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AT TIMES. HERE ARE THE TOP 10 REAL THINGS I HAVE HEARD DURING SCHOOL LUNCHES OVER THE YEARS...


10. Are You a Stalker?

9.  Hey, Your Probation Officer is Here! 

8.  Who's Dad Are You?

7. Is That Candy Laced With Drugs? 

6.  Your Kind of Old To Be Her Boyfriend! 

5. Shhh...Stop ___________ The Youth Pastor Is Coming? 

4. Do I Need to Pray for My Lunch, Since You Are Here?

3.  Hey, Are You His Dealer? 

2. Why Are You Here? Am I In Trouble? Did My Parents Call You about__________? 

1. Oh! Did You Have a Day Off at Your Real Job!?

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