The Middle Years Ministry

THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Next Generation Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors. Our goal is to MEET YOU in the MIDDLE in the Middle Years
, the Pivotal 5th-9th Grade Years. The middle ground between children’s ministry and high school ministry. The age where 85% of people make their final life-long faith decisions.

Monday, June 12, 2017

TOP 10: "Your Youth Pastor is SO OLD..."

10. They remember when this "#" was called a... pound sign!

9. They use to play "Chubby... Dinosaur!"

8. They almost got fired from their first Youth Ministry job for using the NEW... KJV 1611!

7. They remember driving a 15 passenger...carriage!

6. They invented Dodge...Rock!

5. Their lesson notes are on a tablet...a Stone tablet!

4. They were your Sr. Pastor's... Youth Pastor!

3. They have a picture of Jesus in their office... Autographed!

2. The last time they tried being hip...they Broke their Hip!


1. They are the REAL...WALKING DEAD!

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