I have actually had some our maintenance staff as small group leaders. A super smart move on a bunch of levels (*free hint!!)
10. I was thinking about changing a couple policies....
9. I had a conversation with the Sr. Pastor the other day...
8. How exactly did that pizza get on the ceiling again?
7. Here's the Plunger!
6. Did you know the baptistery is full of Jello?
5. Umm...that is NOT coming out of the Jones Memorial Carpet!
4. I don't know if you realize but there is a strict policy against bonfires...IN THE BUILDING!!
3. The children pastor's desk is out by the road next to the church sign, do you know anything about that?
2. The fire department called AGAIN about your fog machine (*True Story)
1. THAT IS IT...I QUIT!!