The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
the
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The "Middle Years" are not children's ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School. It is a unique and specialized ministry.

Sunday, June 5, 2016

Top 10: Your Youth Pastor is SO Old....

10. They remember when this "#" was called a... pound sign!

9. They used to play "Chubby... Dinosaur!"

8. They almost got fired from their first Youth Ministry job for using the NEW...  KJV 1611!

7. They use to drive a 15 passenger...carriage!

6. They invented Dodge...Rock!

5. Their lesson notes are on a tablet...a Stone tablet!

4. They were your Sr. Pastors... Youth Pastor!  

3. They have a picture of Jesus in their office... Autographed! 

2. The last time they tried being hip...they Broke their Hip! 

1.  They are the real...WALKING DEAD! 

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