The Middle Years Ministry
Monday, February 8, 2016
Top 10: OTHER Things You Might Give to First Time Guest?
9. An Autographed Picture of You!? (not creepy at ALL!)
8. A Handbook to Survive the Coming Zombie Apocalypse!? (if your that kind of church, see Revelation....)
7. A Coupon for a Hug from the Person of Their Choice!? ("Hey Mom, I want to go back there I got a hug from a super cute girl!" = 2nd time visitor!)
6. VHS of Carmen's Greatest Hits Videos!? (we have to get rid of them somehow)
5. A Diet Coke and a Package of Mentos? (what is the worst that could happen?)
4. A Cassette of Sandy Patti's Greatest Hits (same box that you found the Carmen VHS, seriously a case of 20!??)
3. A Sample Size Axe Body Spray!? (??)
2. A Can of Creamed Corn (*True Story!)
1. A pound of Bacon!!