The Middle Years Ministry

THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Next Generation Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors. Our goal is to MEET YOU in the MIDDLE in the Middle Years
, the Pivotal 5th-9th Grade Years. The middle ground between children’s ministry and high school ministry. The age where 85% of people make their final life-long faith decisions.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Top 10: MORE Ways Your Youth Pastor is So Out of Touch...

10. They Just Gave Out Their Pager Number!? 

9.  They Think Maroon 5, is Color of the New Carpet in the Sanctuary?  

8.  The Prizes at Youth Group the Other Night Were CD's!?

7.  They Are Still Using the NIV 1984!!!

6.  They Think Toby Mac, is a New Apple Computer? 

5.  When You Ask Them..."What Are Those?" They Told You? 

4. They Think "Game of Thrones" is a Game You and Your Friends Play in the Bathroom? 

3.  They Still Haven't Done a Zombie/"Walking Dead" Themed Lesson Series Yet!? 

2.  They Think an "X-Box One" is the Place You Keep Love Letter From Your First Girlfriend? 

1.They Think the Whip and Nae Nae is About Horse Racing? 

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