The Middle Years Ministry

THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Next Generation Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors. Our goal is to MEET YOU in the MIDDLE in the Middle Years
, the Pivotal 5th-9th Grade Years. The middle ground between children’s ministry and high school ministry. The age where 85% of people make their final life-long faith decisions.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Top 10: Ways to Die as a Youth Pastor...

People don't realize it, but youth ministry can be a dangerous job!! 
So move over "A Million Ways to Die in the West", "Deadliest Catch", and "Extreme Loggers of the Midwest" Here is the TOP TEN WAYS TO DIE AS A YOUTH PASTOR??

10. Choke to Death Playing "The Blender Game"

9. Suffocate on a "Chubby Bunny"

8. Fall to your Death During a "Faith Fall"

7. Drown in Tub of Kool-aid While Bobbing for Spam

6.  Electrocuted Jumpstart the Bus

5. Trip Off the Stage During a Big Point at the End of a Lesson

4.  Caffeine Poisoning During a Lock-In

3.  A Slip N Slide Head-on with a Tree

2.  Winter Water Balloon Fight Idea Mishap


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