The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
the
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The "Middle Years" are not children's ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School. It is a unique and specialized ministry.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Top 10: "Other" Things I Have Come to Believe....

10.  If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Don't Say Anything.... At the Church Business Meeting?

9.  You Can Lead a Horse to Water But You Can't...Make Him Get Baptized?

8.  The Fastest Route Between Two Points...Is Not Always in My Lesson Notes?

7.  Be Careful Not to Throw the Baby Out...to An Untrained Nursery Worker?

6.  You Are What You Eat..at a Church Potluck...and For the Next Couple Mornings?

5.  The Early Bird...Gets Stuck Setting Up?

4.  An Ounce of Prevention is Worth...Not Getting a Pounding at The Parent Meeting?

3.  To Make a Long Story Short...Means a Jr. High Girl is Not Telling the Story

2.  People Should Act Their Age...Way too Many 30 Somethings, Act, Dress, and Look Like They Are 50 Somethings?

1. Truth is Stranger Than Fiction...Really!

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