The Middle Years Ministry
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Top 10: Things Not To Say To a Church Usher...
9. Can You Find Me A Seat By Someone Spiritual?
8. Is This The Matinee Showing of "Saw 5"?
7. Can I Get a Piggy-Back Ride to My Seat?
6. I Would Like to Request a Wake Up Call in a Half Hour?
5. Do You Have Bulletin With the Notes Already Filled In?
4. When Does The Drink Cart Come Through?
3. I Have a Pizza Coming in 20 Minutes Or Less?
2. Wait, Where is the Metal Detectors?
1. Hey,"DJ Got Us Falling Love" Was a Great Jam!!