The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
the
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The "Middle Years" are not children's ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School. It is a unique and specialized ministry.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Top 10: Things You Don't Want to Hear Your Worship Pastor Say...

10. And Now... Our Kazoo Ensemble. 

9. What Are Your Thoughts on the Polka?

8. I am Think About Starting a Gregorian Chant Team!

7.  The Choir Is Doing a Cover of "Living on a Prayer" This Sunday!

6.  I Really Think the Next Big Thing in Worship is Going to be Clogging?

5.  The Praise Band was Playing that New Club Downtown Last Night And...

4. What Do Think of My Sweet New Baton?

3. Good Morning, Let's Give a Big Welcome to our New DJ, My Wife on the Turn Tables!

2.  I Got the New Miley Cyrus Worship Album...

1.  I think I am going to replace my guitar with my TUBA...

1 comment:

  1. Yeah...You Definitely Don't Want to Hear That...No One Needs to Hear That!

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