The Middle Years Ministry

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, the Pivotal 5th-9th Grade Years. The middle ground between children’s ministry and high school ministry. The age where 85% of people make their final life-long faith decisions.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Top 10: Things You Don't Want to Hear Your Worship Pastor Say...

10. And Now... Our Kazoo Ensemble. 

9. What Are Your Thoughts on the Polka?

8. I am Think About Starting a Gregorian Chant Team!

7.  The Choir Is Doing a Cover of "Living on a Prayer" This Sunday!

6.  I Really Think the Next Big Thing in Worship is Going to be Clogging?

5.  The Praise Band was Playing that New Club Downtown Last Night And...

4. What Do Think of My Sweet New Baton?

3. Good Morning, Let's Give a Big Welcome to our New DJ, My Wife on the Turn Tables!

2.  I Got the New Miley Cyrus Worship Album...

1.  I think I am going to replace my guitar with my TUBA...

2 comments:

  1. How about: #11 -- The Young at Heart Club has asked the Uth Guy to sing a solo this morning.

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  2. Yeah...You Definitely Don't Want to Hear That...No One Needs to Hear That!

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