The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
the
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The "Middle Years" are not children's ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School. It is a unique and specialized ministry.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Top 10: Your Youth Pastor Might Be Out of Touch?














10. They shop at the Thrift Shop... because it is all they can afford?

9.  They still Tebow...at the end of every lesson?

8.  They think Katy Perry.... is IN The Band Perry?

7.  You told them to get Face Time...and they showed up at your house?
 
6. They think Snap Chat...is when they snap their fingers at you when you are talking to your friend during the lesson?
 
5.  You said you want to get a hold of them this week..... they gave you their pager number?
 
4.  They still think Newsboys and Audio Adrenaline....are all the original members?  
 
3. You told them post a video of retreat highlights...and you found a VHS tape nailed to the fence outside your house?
 
2. They got a new Tablet... it is spiral bound?

1. They took the youth group to Mc Donald's...and tried to order a HARLEM SHAKE!!!?

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