The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
the
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The "Middle Years" are not children's ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School. It is a unique and specialized ministry.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Top 10: Your Youth Pastor is So BIG...

IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!  THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER, YOU OVER-ATE A BIT AND GAINED THOSE EXTRA POUNDS!  ALSO LETS BE REAL, THE PIZZA AND POP IS CATCHING UP WITH ALL OF US AS YOUTH PASTORS/ YOUTH WORKERS!!  

SO, HERE YOU GO (w/love)


 Your Youth Pastor is SO Big....

10. He doesn't just sit around the office, he sits AROUND the office!

9. He fills the baptistry and then turns on the water.  (*funnier if you are Baptist and have baptistry?)

8.  When God said let there be light, God asked him to move.

7. He got in the church bus and made it a lowrider.

6. You have to grease the youth room door to get him into youth group

5. His new I-phone went off and people thought he was backing up

4. You think he accidentally ate one of the Jr. Highers in the confusion of a recent eating game.

3. The Pizza guy has HIS number on speed dial

2. The church had to go back to pews. 

1. He wears a white shirt and he IS the projection screen!

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