The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The “Middle Years” are not children’s ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School/Jr. High. It is a unique and specialized ministry, where the final lifelong faith decision are made.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Top 10: What To Do if You are Bored in Adult Service?

10. Sleep (suggest really loud snoring & blanket)

9. Make-out with your Wife (if you not married, does not apply)

8. Hum softly and pretend it is somebody else (CLASSIC!)

7. Roll marbles down through people feet (Bonus point if you hit the altar)

6. Man-scaping (clip toe nails, pluck eye brows, trim nose hair..)

5. Work Out- toe touches, pew crunches, Bible curls,…

4. Try to start a “Worship Wave” (hint: doesn’t work well during sermon)

3. Clap, Whistle, and “Amen” after ever point that Sr. Pastor makes

2. Make funny faces at a worship team member (to see if they will laugh)

1. Make Ran-dumb Top 10 Lists…?

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