The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
the
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The "Middle Years" are not children's ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School. It is a unique and specialized ministry.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Top 10: Movie-Based JH Lesson FAILS?













10. Saw- Matt 5:30- And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away...

9. The Hangover - Eph. 5:18-  Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery...

8. Jennifer's Body- Rom. 12:4 For just as each of us has one body...

7. Borat- Heb. 11:9  By faith he made his home in the promised land like a stranger in a foreign country...

6. Super Bad- I Cor. 15:33-  Do not be misled: “Bad company corrupts good character...

5. Horrible Bosses- I Peter 2:13- Submit yourselves for the Lord’s sake to every human authority

4. HellboyI Peter 2:9  For if God did not spare angels when they sinned, but sent them to hell...

3. Harold & Kumar Go to White CastleLuke 6:21 Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied

2. Project X- Luke 14:26- Go out to the roads and country lanes and compel them to come in, so that my house will be full.


1. Justin Beiber: Never Say Never....
NO VERSE NEEDED, IT IS JUST A FAIL!!

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