The Middle Years Ministry
Monday, April 30, 2012
Top 10: Reasons Why I Don't Want to be a Sr. Pastor.
10. I don't really know what a "hedge of protection"is?
9. You can't wrestle the deacons...although....?
8. I wouldn't be able to use my "Nacho Libre" teaching clips
7. When I forget or don't know someone's name I can't just call them "Dude" or "Girl"
6. None of my icebreakers would work well in Sunday Morning Adult Worship.
5. I couldn't clean out my office by calling stuff "prizes" and throwing it out into the crowd.
4. I would have no use for my fart machine.
3. People would expect me to wear shoes around the office.
2. You can't shoot a "finger rocket" or a rubber band at someone if they are not paying attention while
1. I would miss my amazing pay as a Jr. High youth pastor?