The Middle Years Ministry

Formerly "The JH Uth Guy", THE MIDDLE YEARS MINISTRY is a Site Dedicated to Providing Resources, Ideas, and Help to Pastors, Leader, Directors, Teachers, Mentors and Anyone Else Working in
the
Pivotal and Important 5th-9th Grade Years. The "Middle Years" are not children's ministry, not high school ministry, and are more than just Middle School. It is a unique and specialized ministry.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Top 10: "You Might Be A JH Youth Worker..."














10 Ten: You Might Be A JH Youth Worker:
10. You have a "tab" at the local pizza place.

9. You have ever used a whoopie cushion as an object lesson

8. You have a pair of "dress chuckies"

7. You don't have a daughter, but own all the Justin Beiber CDs

6. Your son has ever pulled up his shirt to a parent to show them his "situation"

5. You have ever forgotten yourself and tried to fist bump the Sr. Pastor and called him "Dude"

4. You have ever cracked a fart joke during announcements...in the adult worship service

3. You have ever refer to Phineas and Ferb as your greatest influences in a job interview
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2. You have ever tried to see how many JH boys you can fit in the trunk of your car

1.You have ever made a batch of brownies in the shape of dog poop and freaked out your students by eating one on a hike at camp! 
(*true story...pure awesomeness!)

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