The Middle Years Ministry
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Top 10: Way To Know You Are To Old To Be a JH Pastor
10. You had to stop drinking Monster, because it is messing with your pacemaker
9. Your typewriter broke and you don't have handouts for this week's lesson
8. You have ever lost your teeth during a big moment in a lesson.
7. You have contemplated a new game called "chubby punes"
6. You think you might have broken your hip playing "Just Dance 2" last night
5. Your cool edgy band stickers are now on your walker
4. You are trying to figure out how to get your toupee into a faux-hawk
3. You had to start wearing depends when ever your group plays "poop deck"
2. You have ever been asked whose grandpa are you
1. When students refer to the text you actually think they are talking about the Bible?!!